yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

(via arrogantdad)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via arrogantdad)

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via arrogantdad)

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does

(via arrogantdad)

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

(via arrogantdad)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

image

(via arrogantdad)

empty-cases:

struggling-in-recovery:

whtevr-cunt:

omg

Don’t do this to me tumblr.

I was going to reblog this earlier but I waited so that it could be my 10000th post cos it’s the saddest and most beautiful thing I’ve ever read, absolutely amazing..

(via arrogantdad)

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

(Source: casualcissexism, via arrogantdad)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck, via arrogantdad)

suicidalbreakd0wn:

whenpainmeetsdeath:

I wish at school they would talk about depression, anxiety, eating disorders, and self harm. Not just bullying. Because sometime it’s not people that make us feel like shit, it’s ourselves.

YES SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT, YES.

(via arrogantdad)

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via arrogantdad)

(Source: thirtsy, via arrogantdad)