but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO
(Source: madfawn, via theladywasatramp)
The real mystery of Pretty Little Liar is not “Is Alison dead or alive?”, it’s “Why Keegan Allen isn’t a regular yet???”
(via tobesandspence)
*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
(via misschanandlermbong)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
(via the-peaceful-daydreamer)
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
(via the-peaceful-daydreamer)
When I draw a person,
I draw one eye like this
and another one like this:
(Source: hellskank, via bahorelrolled)
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
(via fredcollins)






