me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
last night it occurred to me that sirius black being colorblind would make a lot of sense
i dunno dogs and stuff
but imagine a red-green colorblind sirius
he loves gryffindor so much and hates slytherin SO MUCH
but he CANT TELL THE COLORS APART
HE CHEERS FOR THE WRONG TEAM AT QUIDDITCH MATCHES probably.
"AW YEAH GRYFFINDOR SCORES!!!!"
"Padfoot, that’s your brother who scored."
"NOT FUCKING AGAIN"
I approve this headcanon.
I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
My house identity is further confirmed
ever think about how katniss is an asexual mentally ill deaf native girl because i do and she is the best protagonist in history
ever think about how hollywood is getting rid of all those because i do and i wanna burn a house down